Tiglath-Pileser III, Shalmanesar V, and other cool names you learn in the Bible

Assyrian Kings have BADASS names. Seriously. Besides the two above, here are some other names you definitely should name your children after.

Sennacherib
Puzur-Ashur I
Shar-Kali-Shari
Ashur-Uballit II
Ninurta-Tukulti-Ashur
Enlil-Kudurri-Usur

Future generations should definitely consider using hyphens to add meaningless length to already absurd names.

Why do I know this? Because my Old Testament class has assigned me work which involves learning the names of EVERY CHARACTER IN BIBLICAL TIMES. I must have looked up about 200 names on wikipedia in the past hour alone. Thank god for Intro to the City.

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...act incredibly homosexual together. Cheers